But what if no one gives me any scraps?
Don't worry, you just have use your chicken like instincts. It's like this. Free-range eggs are the shit. But they cost more. That's math. So if no one is giving you idea scraps and egg ingredients seem hard to come by just quietly say "Fuck it." in your best chicken voice.
Go see what you can kick up. Peck around the big grass idea fields. Peck every little morsel until you find a fat-ass little grub or worm or some tasty shit like that. EAT IT. Make it into an egg. You're your own master, get inspired, borrow from other industries. Just get that nutrition.
Now here's the real trick. Bring that sweet little free-range egg to the people who usually give you scraps.
"Holy shit! What's this? An egg!?" They'll say. "But we didn't even give you any scraps! How in the fuck did you make an egg?! FROM THE FUCKING FIELDS??!!"
Yup. From the fucking fields. Let them help you cook the egg and then let them serve it up to their boss. Who cares? You both know it's your egg.
You'll look like the smartest chicken in the dang coop, and you know what? Next time there are some scraps coming into the yard, you'll be first in line and getting the best scraps in the bucket.
BE A CHICKEN.